iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iwilleatyourenglish:

my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud

findchaos:

I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

alicecomedies:

“ladies shouldnt relate to male characters”

“guys shouldnt relate to female characters”

consider-thelilies:

lovelyand-alone:

please-dontwakemeup:

forever——halloween:

THIS.

Omf

Talked about this today.

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

i took

a shower

rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

d34thbeds:

Acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry

oppajusshis:

It is a post that I felt I had to write after a conversation with aya_alien on twitter yesterday. I also give her the credit for proof reading and improving what I wrote.

When Calling an Idol Fat, Ugly, or Useless (Though this applies to every single human being on this planet.)

What do…